True Romance: Love At 300ft With A Clifftop Threeway, Man Gets Intimate With A Vacuum & Dating Strippers

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We made it another week. It's Thursday and that means it's time to take a couple of minutes away from our busy lives and remind ourselves that there's still love and romance in this world with the latest True Romance.

Now you might have heard the news that Rob Scheider's wife, Patricia, filed for divorce after 15 years because the marriage is "irretrievably broken with no possibility of reconciliation."

Another celebrity relationship sadly ends up on the trash heap. You hate to see it, but that's why we don’t focus too much of our time on celebrities. They're not like regular folks who climb up 300 foot cliffs for love.

I'm not blaming them, but at a certain point they don’t connect with regular people anymore. They lose sight of what matters and that's why we unpack everyday stories of romance from regular people.

This will be the third divorce for Rob. Perhaps it's time for him to remember what it's like to feel the rush of connecting with others without the bright lights of showbiz.

Some fishermen near a 300-foot cliff in England got an unexpected reminder of that from a trio enjoying the scenery and each other's company. They didn’t run and hide from romance. 

Let's dive into that and a story of a Florida man and a vacuum. His is less about romance and more about sharing too much with others. Go follow True Romance on Twitter and Facebook.

I think most people are familiar with shouting love from the rooftops. But what about going even higher than that?

Let's say the edge of a 300-foot cliff.

That's what a man and two women were doing recently when fishermen spotted them and captured their clifftop threeway.

The unexpected encounter with love took place near a nature preserve in East Sussex. A couple of fishermen in a dinghy were expecting a quiet day of fishing.

"We were fishing from my inflatable boat along Seaford Beach. And also explored the coastal cliffs," one of the fishermen said, reports the Daily Star.

"Then I noticed three people engaging in intimate behavior on the clifftop above. They were clearly visible from the beach and sea."

Romance when you least expect it. Sometimes it's a smile that catches your eye and the romance in that case is directed at you. Sometimes it's three people enjoying one another's company on top of a cliff.

This isn’t romance that is coming your way, but it is a reminder that it's all around us all the time. If you're tuned into the right frequency, it tends to find you. These fishermen received one such reminder.

"It was completely unexpected. We were on the inflatable boat when we started hearing what I can only describe as almighty noises coming from the clifftop," the fisherman explained.

"It definitely wasn't seagulls, so I zoomed in with the camera and noticed a trio engaging in very public intimate behavior. We'd only expected a quiet day and maybe a few fish, so it was a real shock."

After the shock wore off, it sounds like the message of romance was received. It was a fishing trip they're not going to forget anytime soon.

"Though I have to admit they must have had some pretty impressive views. One of the women appeared to be slightly to the side at times and then rejoined the other two," he added.

"So it's possible they were filming or documenting it themselves. We absolutely did not expect to see a full-blown threesome on the cliff edge. Anyway, we gave them a wave and carried on."

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I think by now the regular True Romancers know my approach. For those who are new or haven’t been around long enough yet to realize it, I like to make sure we never get too high or too low.

Not physically, but in our journey through romance each week. We could hit clifftop threesomes and keep our heads in the clouds with another similar story, but we have to bring it back down.

The last thing we want is a distorted view as we go on these weekly journeys. This week a Florida man found out not all PDA are created equally.

The Smoking Gun reports that Kevin Dale Westerhold, 51, was arrested for indecent exposure after he allegedly "engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner" at a gated resort community near Disney World.

The police said that they were provided with "statements and a cell phone recording" of a partially clothed Westerhold getting intimate with the vacuum.

They responded to calls about a male and his lewd vacuum behavior last Thursday at the Windsor Hills Resort in Kissimmee. By the time the officers had arrived, the man had left the area.

Westerhold, who owns condos with his wife at the resort and rents them out on Airbnb according to TSG, was identified as the suspect after an investigation.

Police say that he is suspected of several other incidents of indecent exposure. He's been charged with exposure of sexual organs and was booked into the county jail.

Let's hope going forward he keeps any and all vacuum-related activities indoors.

Now that we're not too high or too low, we can dive right into stories from people who have dated strippers. The good, the bad, and the ugly.

The experiences involving drama and those of the nurse putting herself through school by making money as a stripper.

There are, of course, those that ended poorly, as there are in all walks of life, but there's also those in which the strippers are the best girlfriends some guys ever had.

That's True Romance. Here's what those on Reddit who dated strippers have to say about it:

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That's all for another action-packed week. RIP to another Rob Schneider marriage. I hope he's able to get back out there and find love again.

I'll see everyone next Thursday. As always, you can reach me, anonymously if you prefer, at sean.joseph@outkick.com. Again, go follow along on Twitter and on Facebook.



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